Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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