So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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