Your mouth is God's brothel.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
