Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
