You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
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