I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
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