i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
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Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
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Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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