What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Randomize
