She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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