one two three fourrrrnication!
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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