Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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