he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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