why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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