Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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