I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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