Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
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He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
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Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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