operation harelip BJ is a go
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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