Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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