my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
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Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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