ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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