Swine flu. Run for my life!
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Panties = found
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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