I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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