would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
well most of my day revolves around power hour
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
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I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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