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(309): View more from Illinois

i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.

(309): View more from Illinois

so finals studying is going well?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck

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(646): View more from New York

Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B

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(520): View more from Arizona

Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.

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(734): View more from Michigan

We're using joints as your birthday candles

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(647): View more from Ontario

Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.

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(305): View more from Florida

The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.

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(914): View more from New York

Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.

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