so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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