If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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