Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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