i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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