Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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