We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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