No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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