You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
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I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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