Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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