if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
