Do vagina's smell?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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