Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
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