Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Randomize
