Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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