is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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