What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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