You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Is Oprah even human
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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