so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
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The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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