Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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