There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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