try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
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i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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