I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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