I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
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