You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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