i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
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Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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