dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Randomize
