Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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