Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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