It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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