i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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