I want to make a zoo with you.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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