there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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