So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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