This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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