FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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